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Jokes 1
Chintu: If I need to implant another brain, I will choose yours.
Pintu: So you think I have the brain of a genius, right?
Chintu : No, I want a brain that has never been used before.
Jokes 2
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: Well after taking your medicine.
The fever is gone, but the life is scared.
Doctor: Don't worry, I will give you claim.
That will also be varieties.
Jokes 3
Pappu went for a job interview. There a gentleman asked him,
Sir: Should a man keep his wife aware of his thoughts and behavior?
Pappu "It's a waste of time sir, a wife knows about her husband's thoughts and talking about behavior, her neighbor always informs her about her husband's behavior.
Pappu was happy and hired him.
Jokes 4
Pappu was worried as the expenses in the house increased.
Pappu (loudly) : Did you order a new saree online again today?
Tell me where I will get the money for this saree?
Tina “Darling, did you make a condition before the marriage that I should not interfere in your personal affairs?
Jokes 5
Teacher: Let's explain Newton's law.
Tappu : I don't know the whole thing sir, but I remember the last line.
Teacher: Say as much as you remember.
Tappu : And “This is called Newton's law.”
Jokes 6
Pappu and Tina decide to get married. So Pappu went to the lawyer to get information about the court marriage.
Pappu “Sir, I want to have a civil marriage. How much fee to pay?
Lawyer "If 100 rupees for the form, 400 rupees for doing the affidavit, then my total fee is 500 rupees and the entire salary of every month for the rest of my life in bonus.
Jokes 7
Wife: Behind every successful man is a Bairu.
Husband: And if there are more than 1 Bairav…
Dangerous answer…
Wife: Then the story of that successful and great man
Shows in “Caution India”. always
Jokes 8
Tina : Men change very quickly.
Bina: Why what happened?
Tina : Well, two months ago I was crazy about pappu. Now I don't like it at all. How quickly men change.
Jokes 9
Teacher: Which bird flies the fastest?
Pappu: Donkey.
Teacher: Worthless, the donkey is a little bird.
Your father has to be called to school, what does he do?
Student : He is a Member of Parliament.
Jokes 10
Husband on 4th wedding anniversary: Let's do something new today.
Wife: Let's go watch a movie today.
Husband: Which one?
Wife: Let's go watch some horror movie.
Husband: No need to go out for that. Let's put up our wedding CD and see.
The husband's legs were scarred.
Jokes 11
A small town boy went to Delhi.
He returned to his city and told his friends,
Do you know how crowded Delhi weddings are?
More crowd than that we are there to see when the transformer is being repaired.
Jokes 12
Boy: Darling, write your name on your hand or on your heart?
Girl: What work is writing in a useless place,
If you really love, write on the property paper.
Straight talk, zero nonsense.
Jokes 13
Tappu becomes an American citizen, then talking to his friend Pappu on the phone before coming to India.
Tappu: Man, Pappu I am coming to India after 5 years. What did the ball bring to you?
Pappu: Now everything is available everywhere. But if you want to bring, there is only one thing I want.
Tappu: Hey, you talk friend, I will bring what you say.
Pappu: M!! Promise that you will bring it. It will not come without it.
Tappu: Yes, I will not come to India without taking what you say.
Pappu: Well, then bring me that green card, the green card everyone is talking about.
Tappu canceled his trip to India.
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